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theotherdynamitegal:

the garlic bread one

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officiousmartyr:

poppoppopwatchmuthafuckasdrop:

askinnyblackghost:

steve irwin
i miss you bro

im crying

send help

officiousmartyr:

poppoppopwatchmuthafuckasdrop:

askinnyblackghost:

steve irwin

i miss you bro

im crying

send help

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To Get Zen

unrestrained-inkslinger:

by Brett Elizabeth Jenkins

you must first lose your
shit in an elevator
in front of a man you do not know.

In line at the pharmacy, spill
the contents of your handbag,
a tampon falling
onto the foot of the elderly woman beside you.

Figure out some ways to use your body. Eat
too much, or not at all, or
eat just enough.

Anything will do.

While in a conversation, stop listening
and then begin to listen again.
Fill in the parts in between
with whatever you wish.

A llama, perhaps.

An unfinished chess game
knocked to the floor
(attach any emotion to this).

In a stairwell, take
three stairs at once.

Breathe as deep into your bones
as Houdini might have
into his.

Forget what you know.
Or, at least,
try.

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exceptindreams:

"Revenge"
Taha Muhammad Ali
translated by Peter Cole, Yahya Hijazi, and Gabriel Levin

At times … I wish
I could meet in a duel
the man who killed my father
and razed our home,
expelling me
into
a narrow country.
And if he killed me,
I’d rest at last,
and if I were ready—
I would take my…

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buckbeakisback:

"I’ve probably earned the right to screw up a few times. I don’t want the fear of failure to stop me from doing what I really care about."

inspired by [x]

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dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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isaaclaheyfeels:

impostoradult:

peckishmoon:

turntechgoddamnit:

Man, if Satan ever starts losing his hair there will be Hell toupée

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I think this may actually be the worst pun of all time. Congratulations.

You spelled ‘best’ wrong.

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cuddleslollipop:

harebrained:

The PERIOD PANTIES Kickstarter is now live! Support this bloody project!

Want all of them!

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